A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
Get the Asstard mug.A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
Get the Asstard mug.1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
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Get the asstard mug.by EdFrie January 8, 2009
Get the asstar mug.A person who goes to an anonymous chat site (ie, omegle, iddin, etc) and asks every new chat partner, "asl?"
Most asltards are either too stupid to realize that they are not actually on facebook, or are naive enough to think that people give truthful answers in response to asl.
Others resort to becoming asltards as a means to (attempt to) solicit cybersex, or as a trolling method.
Most asltards are either too stupid to realize that they are not actually on facebook, or are naive enough to think that people give truthful answers in response to asl.
Others resort to becoming asltards as a means to (attempt to) solicit cybersex, or as a trolling method.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: asl is boring, please find something interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ffs, srsly?
You: gtfo asltard, try myspace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: asl is boring, please find something interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ffs, srsly?
You: gtfo asltard, try myspace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by tentaclebombs September 13, 2009
Get the asltard mug.Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.
Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".
Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".
by Someone December 21, 2003
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