Astroturf Group

Political term that means pseudo-equal rights group or artifcial equal rights group. This groups or organizations tend to call them selves a organization that supports freedom and equality; however that is nothing more a backdrop for a biased unequal agenda.
Groups like Accuracy In Academia and Students for Academic Freedom are good exaples of Astroturf Groups. They put on the identity of being a organization that supports equality, but actually are trying to advance a political bias

"That Astroturf Group are really annoying" Bob said.

by Bob_the_Patriot November 18, 2007

astrotard

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

AstroTerps

The University of Maryland Astronomical Society - - A group of students at the University of Maryland who are either astronomy majors, or interested in the field of astronomy. The group meets every so often to discuss recent news in astronomy and/or space flight and is open to all who are interested.

Student 1: "Hey, is there a group on campus dedicated to astronomy?"
Student 2: "Yeah, the AstroTerps, go to CSS and ask around about joining, anyone who's interested can be a member."

by orbital physicist November 6, 2009

astrotravelin'

(v) to smoke marijuana while driving slowly for leisure, usually at night through the suburbs while blaring the most gangster shit you can find, ex: NWA, 36 Mafia, Lord Quaz, Madvilan Tupac

Hey man lets go over to John's, and we can astrotravel on the way.

Man, I'm so baked from astrotravelin'

by ledzeppeloyd January 17, 2010

astroturf

v. The technique of using boiler plate text to advance a political agenda. "Astroturfing" is typically done by sending the same letter to every newspaper one can find. A certain number of newspapers will be duped into thinking that the letter is original and heartfelt when it is neither.

Many newspapers were astroturfed with the pro-Bush letters posted at the pResident's web site. Many newspapers were convinced that a number of soldiers worship Bush as the Messiah incarnate.

by fugitive October 9, 2004

Agent astroturfeur

Person who mischievously promotes division in another organisation (generally political) by creating the impression of grassroots support for a contender for a leadership position. See astroturf.

After the Blue Party flopped in the elections, Diane Ale blogged that support for Squirrel Nutkin for leader was growing. She's such an an agent astroturfeur.

by Gus Friar May 18, 2007

astroturder

A person who specializes in astroturfing by making up shit about things they are paid to attack.

Why do you continually link to this sensational asshole astroturder?
Florian Müller is the über-astrotürder.

by slashdotreader August 20, 2011