Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Austinite

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.

Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..

by Emerald October 23, 2005

abstinince

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby

im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words

by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

by Bamarama March 21, 2010

asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009

assticity

The amount of ass particularly from the female sex that bounces during doggy-style sex.

Do you remember that girl from the party last nite?
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.

by Mississippi601 April 4, 2009