assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006

Articles of Confederation

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"

by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

Articles

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

Assicle

A way to describe a very cold rear end.
What your butt feels like after ice, snow, or really cold water has been put down the back of your pants.

I've been standing out in the cold freezing my butt off so long I think I have an assicle.

by reaperslay January 19, 2009

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009