Asstat

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.

I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!

by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006

Assagore

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.

Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.

by Brian Carter November 18, 2007

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

assbag

Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.

On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"

by schirato December 3, 2010

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010