assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

by obie October 20, 2003

assfuckation

the act of getting assfucked or in other words anal

Guy 1: hey! i had sex with a chick last night
Guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform assfuckation?

by whiteeggstastenice December 27, 2011

asspickle

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.

Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.

by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006