Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

assplosion

extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.

After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion.

by Bud Drayton November 13, 2002

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

assplosion

The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also BM Blowout

Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!

by the_guy January 16, 2005

ASSPLOSION

When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.

1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!

by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006

Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

by A Shadow March 29, 2009