assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004

Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

by Staunch September 2, 2006

total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest

i had some awesome total ass play last night

by dick stump April 3, 2010

Assplant

When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.

The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.

For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.

by Emeni July 22, 2010

Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

assplayer

assplayer pronounce ESplayer is a profession which assplayers harvest souls .
assplayers lived through generation and AF0xyGrampa is last man of his creed harvesting souls on twitch in 21first century.

are you n assplayer?

by nazdvey August 24, 2020