Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007

ashpants

slightly emo, slightly scene, but awesome.

drinks alot of rum, and smokes like a chimney with melons, her accomplice.

then they cause a ruckus.

omg.... i think ive spotted a wild ashpants, i cant be sure though because i cant see melons with her.

by MELONS_. May 27, 2008