Assow

When a nice, round and soft ass is way better than a simple pillow.

I just slept on my assow last night, it was so comfy! I feel so rested right now.

by Zeax May 10, 2014

assmosis

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

assowl

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

by mrpage April 25, 2015

assmosphere

The amount of available ass worthy of pursuit in any situation

"Dude, look at all these chicks, and they're all available, this party has great assmosphere"

by Ham dogg August 29, 2007

assmonk

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

by fdsfwew May 30, 2008

assmol

A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".

Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.

by Roadrage August 27, 2009

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005