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Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.
Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.
by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006
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assinism

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism
"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!
by mompsych101 March 19, 2014
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Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012
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Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.
"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
by S. Jobs December 13, 2012
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asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole
No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.
by cagrumbly March 31, 2020
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Assititus

Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.

Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.
by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006
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Assitus

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.
Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."
by Auni March 26, 2009
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