Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.

With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.

by Brickprick January 18, 2011

Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

assisistic

pertaining to and or being an ass

I was acting very assisistic

by valenzuela simmons September 23, 2008

arseissist

A narcissist who is also a huge arsehole. Vain and self-obsessed, to the detriment of others.

My friend talks about herself all the time. She is amazingly unaware of her own faults and imperfections. She constantly takes advantage of everyone around her. No one is as important as her, and she outdoes everything you do/ say. You’ve been on holiday to Tenerife, she’s been to Elevenerife. She’s such an arseissist.

by shitbylover January 2, 2019

Arsissist

(noun) A TwitterGay or InstaGay who feels the need to post a bare ass selfie every other day (sometimes every day) on social media.

The thirst is real with Jason. Every day, a nude post. What an arsissist!

by JeMiSi December 3, 2021

Assiosis

a subtle IOU ( I owe you ) for booty

Example:
Daniel- hey thanks for helping me get in with Tessa

James- No problem bro you're gonna have to get me an Assiosis so were even
Daniel- Yes Assiosis indeed

by salmonella m&m December 13, 2015