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Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...
by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009
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Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box
by Jameson4all December 30, 2018
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Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)
YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!
by Biggiely August 10, 2018
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assisted suicide wank

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!
by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
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assisted suicide

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.
person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.
by Velma F. July 21, 2006
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Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.
My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.
by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010
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porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.
I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.
by luvtopull July 22, 2009
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