assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Fat Assholeanism

The art of worshipping Fat Asshole and longing to enter his grids as devourers of all things.

I practiced Fat Assholeanism in Martin, Michigan.

by WorshipperOfTheFat November 18, 2019

assholelishness

Final stages of being an asshole.

Similar to the final stage of cancer.

A guy breaking up with his gf to hook up with her best friend/sister. He showed typical assholelishness.

by deejahweejah July 26, 2011

assholeocity

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.

That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.

by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010

assholeoitius

Assholeoitus is were some is an asshole when they ahng out with others they become assholes too.

Wow damian, i cant belive aaron became an asshole.
Damian"Yeah man, he chilled with joey to long"
So basicly joey gave aaron assholeoitius?
Damian"yeah man its a sad day"

by LUIGIOSHVF August 7, 2007

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

assholerish

The behavior of a complete asshole. A sasshole to the extreme.

That behavior was extremely assholerish of you.

by SassholeNo1 August 29, 2016