assholiness

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

by bwitchu March 15, 2004

Assholyness

Someone who is acting out on their disposition of being a real asshole.

Giving Ed compliments only adds to his assholyness.

by pinkmafia77 September 1, 2013

assholeyness

A describing word, when someone is such an asshole, and you have to make up words to describe them.

He's so stupid, him and his assholeyness

by you're_a_little_fucker April 13, 2015

His Assholiness

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.

Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

assholenergy

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.

"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."

by Trackstain April 1, 2021

Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative May 31, 2018

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023