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assholenergy

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.
"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."
by Trackstain April 1, 2021
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Assholeness

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?
T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.
by aisatan November 21, 2011
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assholeness

doing ahole things to people.
name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
by itsboosting March 12, 2010
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Assholenine

When some is extremely stupid or outrageous it is nine times stupider than asinine.
That just assholenine to beat the hell out of your pregnant girlfriend.
by Fresh61 October 30, 2020
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Fat Assholeanism

The art of worshipping Fat Asshole and longing to enter his grids as devourers of all things.
I practiced Fat Assholeanism in Martin, Michigan.
by WorshipperOfTheFat November 18, 2019
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assholegina

When the vagina on a woman is split into the asshole creating a super hole on the woman that is very large and hard to keep clean.
Sally got in a car accident and now has an assholegina.
by Lolz@fatpeople November 14, 2010
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assholenymn

Assholenymns are acronymns that only assholes understand. Tech geeks speak in assholenymns because they're the only ones who understand each other.
LOL is not an assholenymn because everyone knows what that means. WYSIWYG is closer to being one, but something like MMS or GUI probably qualifies.
by Ludditeright August 21, 2010
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