Ashamved

The combination of the word "ashamed" and "shave." When one is shamed into shaving their hair (includes facial, pubic, eye brow etc.) and they did so only for the sole reason of being shamed. This includes shame brought on by other people and/or self shame of the "hair grower."

Dale: Bill, why did you shave your beard? It's not even Movember.
Bill: My manager asked me to be clean shaven because my beard looked "unprofessional."
Dale: You look horrible, Bill.
Bill: I know! I'm so ashamved!

by manlymanlyman January 13, 2016

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.

TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".

by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003

Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

Assrammer

That son of a bitch fucker who tryna nae nae you into oblivion and fuck your ass.

That fucking cow of an assrammer gave me a report due tomorrow. 700 words?! Really? That son of a bitch...

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009