asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.

He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.

by ZT1997 November 20, 2013

asshill

Some one with such a big arse that you can't see over it when they lay down.

Mandy has a Asshill

by Antonio stella bottom tile February 16, 2017

Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.

I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

by LindsayLu September 22, 2004

assball syndrome

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)

Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"

by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006

Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

asshal

This meaning only applies to someone called "Hal Williams".

So this means the person is the worst person in the world, some may consider this being a "nigger". But being a asshal is even worst.

If you are a "asshal" you should consider killing yourself.

That Hal kid is such a asshal.
I fucking hate asshals.
All asshals should die.

by 2018 dictionary October 10, 2018