assprint

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up

Her assprint was massive

by Norraa April 29, 2006

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfrigger

A person playing with the asshole in a sexual way (with toys etc.) and also gets turned on by it till the point where the asshole gets loose and flexible. Pretty handy for anal sex.
Source: hentai manga

Guy: Damn girl, your asshole is pretty loose!
Girl: That's because I'm an assfrigger since I'm 13.

by TrustworthyPerson July 12, 2015

assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

by funrelz February 22, 2018

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

asswrinkle

A really stupid (or otherwise useless) person (visualize the cottage cheese-like deformities on an overweight (or otherwise flabby) person's posterior).

No, you can't fit that construction cone in your left nostril. Now stop being an asswrinkle and help me {insert action here}.

by ash1337 September 8, 2006

AssDrinker

Someone who sits on their ass all day flipping channels and is overall a lazy sack of shit.

"You don't do anything around the house"
"Yeah? Well, you're an assdrinker."

by ProxZ32 June 7, 2019