People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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You, my good sir, are an assclown.
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by Chris October 23, 2002
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An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
Get the assclownery mug.1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an wordasshat/word.
2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.
3. An untalented schmuck.
2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.
3. An untalented schmuck.
1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.
2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.
3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.
2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.
3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.
by RumGunner August 29, 2002
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by sinestro1 December 25, 2010
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Get the assclownology mug.A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik September 19, 2005
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