Holy Crap! An assblaster
by Shablam October 26, 2003
A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 06, 2008
by YDNAANDY May 17, 2009
"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"
"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017
a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
by Clable October 14, 2021
When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
by greasyginzos March 26, 2013