Assblast

In Lacrosse or Hockey, a Crosse Check that is preformed on the ass

Verb- Assblasting, assblasted

The defensemen preformed an Assblast, causing the attackmen to go flying

by Wdzy December 17, 2018

assblast

Cumming so much in a girl's butthole, it pours out.

Five minutes later, the assblast filled her up like a red solo cup.

by sospedecial January 31, 2017

Assblast

A swift punch in the ass leaving the receiver sore

Jane was so made at her boyfriend she assblasted him and walked home

by LCGAtes December 31, 2020

Assblast

Swift punch to the asshole heaving the receiver sore

Jen was so mad at mark she gave him an assblast and walked home

by LCGAtes December 31, 2020

Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009

Baja Assblast

When the cashier at Taco Bell blasts you ass with Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Can I get a Baja Assblast to blast my ass?!

by One Chosen By The Gods August 25, 2021

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011