When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.
Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.
Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.
by xyamakunx May 14, 2010
Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets
by Joe Bert May 08, 2007
Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.
bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
by davekelly September 21, 2006
It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.
by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 09, 2016
A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
by slap-a-ho June 06, 2006
Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.
by Kjeild January 25, 2008