flower arranging

arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty

Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.

by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013

assanine

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.

That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine

by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

Arranging the Drapes

The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.

Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

assanginated

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.

Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!

by Seanster69 December 2, 2010

Arranging

The subtle art of arranging for two people to meet at the same place in the hope that they will begin a romantic relationship.

"So, I hear they're having a Picasso exhibition at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Sandra

"So, I hear there's gonna be a bunch of naked women paintings at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Chris

"Lolz, I am arranging them." - John

by SauronSeesYou November 29, 2011

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.

Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010