Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.
Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
by Nikaia July 16, 2008
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George Allen proved himself an assvortex when he call an Indian-American student a "macaca" then claimed he didn't know what it meant
by angie (for JMH) September 17, 2008
Get the assvortex mug.Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.
Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.
by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008
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by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011
Get the Assvertising mug.What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.
by deep creek local April 18, 2013
Get the assvertising mug.Announcing with gravitas and feigned authority that something is a fact with the express purpose of demanding the listener buy the facade of the speaker's fantastical persona. Broadcasting a statement while intending to build an image and simultaneously diminish others.
He asswerted that people who didn't reverse their cars into parking spaces were entirely incapable of planning ahead in anything.
He asswerted so often, claiming expertise in areas in which he had no experience; his managers would sometimes opt to expose him to the consultants embarrass him. They had hoped the experience would restrain his daily grandiosity.
He asswerted that he knew FAR more than ALL the staff put together!
She asswerted her niece's boyfriend is a bad person, because her brother-in-law didn't like the young man.
He asswerted he knew more about the aircraft and how it was used than anyone else while watching a military aviation documentary alongside a USAF combat veteran (who had actually flown on the aircraft being discussed). He continued to loudly asswert over others whenever they'd offer their experiences.
He asswerted so often, claiming expertise in areas in which he had no experience; his managers would sometimes opt to expose him to the consultants embarrass him. They had hoped the experience would restrain his daily grandiosity.
He asswerted that he knew FAR more than ALL the staff put together!
She asswerted her niece's boyfriend is a bad person, because her brother-in-law didn't like the young man.
He asswerted he knew more about the aircraft and how it was used than anyone else while watching a military aviation documentary alongside a USAF combat veteran (who had actually flown on the aircraft being discussed). He continued to loudly asswert over others whenever they'd offer their experiences.
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