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Assumative

Dont be so assumative!
by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011
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false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.
guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.
by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009
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Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".
by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023
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Like-assuming

When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.
Like-assuming:

Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.

Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.

Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.
by facebookliker69 April 28, 2011
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Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
by Kyle Loveless April 4, 2010
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assvantage

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 28, 2006
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assumpta

A beautiful caring person who will always put others before herself. She is that girl that every body wants to be friends with and makes everyone's day.
beautiful awesome assumpta love friends besties pretty perfect
by 😜😜😜 February 10, 2014
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