Assneck

When the fat on your chin looks like asscheeks.

Holy crap Theodore, your assneck is almost down to your assnipples on your assballs, while you masturbate into a giant pool of masturbation. Oh and your chin looks like an ass.

by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010

assneck

the pubic-like hair which grows below your hair line on the back of your neck.

Your ass neck is looking rather scruffy today.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

assnecks

When a woman's breasts (see titties) are so big that they form a cleavage line, or ass crack, all the way up to her neck

Damn, Dolly's rubbernecks are so big that she has an assneck!

by lou-man October 3, 2003

assneck

1. circumstances or the act of being lame.

2. a person whos is stupid or moronoic.

"sorry I got disconnected, my phone service is assneck"

"did you see when he said there was 'weapons of mass destruction' even though there wasn't any? what an assneck."

by D to the Izz O June 21, 2006

assneck

u fucking idiot thats called a grundle

u r a retard

by tusk April 2, 2003