Ass Monkey

A driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. A tailgater.

I wish that Ass Monkey would get off my tail!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015

Ass-Monkey

1. One who exudes stupidity.
2. One who tries to be funny but fails miserably.

"The two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll ASS-MONKIES!!!"

by Bobo aka Bart Clocker the Fart Knocker March 24, 2004

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.

Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.

by Ragedookie September 21, 2005

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020