ass blast

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go
One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.
by haloreach4life September 30, 2010
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Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011
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ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there
me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'
by don glover September 02, 2008
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Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.
"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"
by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011
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ass blasted

dude, im gonna be ass blasted
by jason96 February 19, 2011
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ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.
by Assclapatous April 14, 2019
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