ass blast

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go

One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.

by haloreach4life October 4, 2010

Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover October 20, 2008

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 March 5, 2011

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019