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Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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ass massa

this is a shortened way to say ass master;one who masters the ass of the same sex;some one gay;matt butler
-look at that gay guy hes such a ass massa
-ya what a matt butler
by Dustyn December 8, 2004
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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
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ass a massive

Kayla has an ass a massive, all the boys like her ass a massive.
by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014
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Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
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massive ass

a girl that has such a big ass that her butt cheeks look like two massive muffins and you just want to eat them off.
Boy: Wow! That girl has such a massive ass.
by bemysenpaioriwilleaturface October 26, 2020
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M-ass-kholes

Brainwashed tools; useless idiots; Useful idiots; fool; pseudo-intellectuals; quacks.
1. A person or persons who can't research valid medical white papers aka medical facts proving wearing a mask can't stop any viral or bacterial infection, ever. They infact, often promote them when worn constantly and want to impose their lies and ignorance on others.
2. A person(s) who believes anything they hear from MSM and "medical looking people" (many of whom create drugs that kill and maim thousands of people, intentionally) used to promote narratives that are designed to control "sheeple" thru lies and medical quackery.
3. Total jerks, "assholes" who don't mind their own business who are wearing masks themselves so they should be "protected". In doing so being a racist, fool, virtue signaling, gas lighting asshat becomes "socially acceptable" to other "M-ass-kholes" around them. Usually involves mobile phone videos/false shaming.
4. Government and authority figures who use draconian laws to pretend their made up mask "laws" to control a free societies citizenry, religious groups, jobs, business are a lawful order when it is completely ILLEGAL and or an unConstitutional act.
I was riding the bus when these "M-ass-kholes" came up to me wearing three masks each saying, "You are placing us all in 'danger'. "
by ARsithuldore March 5, 2021
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