Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.
The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.
by WET CARGO BOY March 19, 2006
A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 08, 2009
1. Any of several groups of people who flirt, laugh, joke, or bow down to someone of a higher status or position, in hopes of attaining said position or keeping the current one they already possess.
2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.
3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as
Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.
2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.
3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as
Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.
1. "Bill is such an ass-kisser, this is the third time he has complimented the boss since that new position opened up."
2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."
3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"
2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."
3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"
by CitizensArrest June 30, 2012
Someone who bears down with their rectum forcing it onto the back of a toilet seat before they wipe.
by road smoker February 29, 2008
"Mrs. Klein your are the greatest mother ever, why cant you be mine?"
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."
by mylesklein April 03, 2007
you
kiss my ass !
"Jokes on you im into that shit! I LOVE ASS I KISS ASS I EAT ASS ME IS ASS KISSER KISS MY ASS PLS PLS PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DID U KNOW ASS IN CHINESE IS 屁股(PI GU) ??? ASSASSASSASSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Jokes on you im into that shit! I LOVE ASS I KISS ASS I EAT ASS ME IS ASS KISSER KISS MY ASS PLS PLS PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DID U KNOW ASS IN CHINESE IS 屁股(PI GU) ??? ASSASSASSASSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by yellowgardeniabreads July 02, 2021
1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.
2) A self-aggrandizing loser.
2) A self-aggrandizing loser.
by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004