ass cannon

the ability to target and direct extremely loud flatulence for use as a weapon

Bobby used his ass cannon again to knock that bird out of the tree

ass cannon by kirby76 February 18, 2010

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Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

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When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

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When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

Ass cannon by Gvln March 26, 2022

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That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

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Another word for something being among all. Greatness beyond recognition. If something appeals to you, then its Cannon Ass.

OMG, that song was Cannon Ass!!

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v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

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