Aspberger's Syndrome

A mental condition that causes the afflicted to be exhibit VARYING degrees of socially awkward characteristics and extremely specific obsessions, being more common in men, but not unheard of in women.

Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).

Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.

His eccentric appearance and clothing, along with his long-winded story about the problems he was having with his girlfriend indicated to me that he might have a mild case of Aspberger's Syndrome.

She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.

by mostlyharmless0042 April 13, 2009

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010

Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Agoberti

A sucker who believes anything written on Urban Dictionary.

"Dude you know he's an Agoberti. He thinks a dingleberry has to include toilet paper!"

by platypus_skull December 17, 2012

Assberry

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

by Hopediah Planter February 12, 2023

Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.

He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.

by ncopernicus September 25, 2015

Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003