ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017