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Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013
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APISALOMA

Samoan for the name "Absalom". In the bible it is the son of King David, known as the "Father Of Peace". It is also the name of a great man. The funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. Not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you'd ever have. If there is one he stands for, its family. It is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in Auckland New Zealand to remember my father's birthday . Happy birthday dad!
Whos that guy again?

Him, thats Apisaloma uce.

Apisaloma? Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Don't wanna mess with that guy.
by vato loco 6ix 2wo November 11, 2011
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Asian Rim

Originally named for rubbing wasabi or pickled ginger around the edge of the anus to make anal cunilingus more palatable when cleanliness is suspect. Today, however, it is a generic term referring to use of any intense flavored condiment such as mustard, pepper jack cheese spread, English Stilton, or horseradish for an anal flavoring.
When Jasmine picked up a john from the methadone clinic she knew that the only way she was going to perform the rusty trombone he was requesting was with an asian rim.
by Jjohnnyb February 12, 2015
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Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.
Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.
by youngfeelsold May 24, 2016
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Asian Jake Paul

Man 1: Jake Paul sucks!
Man 2: Have you seen Asian Jake Paul though?
by TacticallyStupid October 14, 2017
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Asian Parents

People who are characterized by the following items-

*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.

*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).

*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace

*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.

*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.

*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.

*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...

*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.

Well that's for all right now-enjoy
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a girl-
Mom-you have sex with her???
Me-No...we were just discussing some school...
Mom-Oh ok, what was it about?
Me-Our algebra homework....
Mom-AHA YOU CHEATA! *bitchslaps*

*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a black girl-
Mom-you want to marry a brack girl???
Me-um, that's racist and n...
Mom-*double bitchslaps*
by cairne May 23, 2011
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aissatou

She's like the cutest person alive. She is really empathetic abd emotional even if she's not always showing it, but you're a truly lucky person if you have a Aissatou in your life that's promised
Him: omg she's so cute

Her: duhh it's Aissatou
by Gdoog December 29, 2016
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