Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013
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comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
by eaasye May 28, 2009
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Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017
Get the Ashton Irwin mug.A person you can depend on. Usually have dirty blonde to brunette hair. They are extremely gorgeous. The may have a checkered past but they try to out it behind them. Ashtins can be extremely nice but don't mess with them, they'll fight they need to. Never let an Ashtin go. You WILL regret it.
*girl* Man, Ashtin is such a great friend!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017
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Get the ashton kutcher mug.A big twitch streamer and content creator for youtube who drinks her G Fuel with a straw and is really short. Don’t believe her when she says she is six foot 8 inches tall.
“Oh my god! Ashtronova looks so tall in her pictures. She says she is 6’8!”
“Dont believe her. She’s 5’2.”
“Dont believe her. She’s 5’2.”
by IntoTheNether February 15, 2019
Get the ashtronova mug.Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
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