Aspoiding

The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.

A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".

"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."

by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019

Astounding

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

by thydeus November 28, 2012

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014

asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

astounding

1. Kodama
2. To astonish and bewilder.

Kodama is astounding.

by William April 24, 2004

Ascending

So when drinking we go sober>buzzed>drunk but when smoking we go sober>?>high. Not anymore! Sober>Ascending>High!

Yo man, I just hit that blunt and I'm ascending so fast rite now!

by ShAdOwo.O~ June 7, 2017

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020