Ashlon

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009

Ashlon

To be aged, to look at the past and shake your head.

I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.

by Wafflewafflewafflewaffle August 25, 2019

Ashling

A girl who can't keep a secret and can be a complete bitch. She is shy but uses social media to let people know exactly what she thinks about you before blocking you

Omg did you see the message she sent me, she's a typical Ashling. Such a bitch

by The Sparkly Definer June 19, 2017

Ashlonah

A ship name between two amazing people who is a perfect couple, Specifically Ashley Zefanya Hastabrata and Jonah Marais

Ashley and Jonah are a perfect couple their ship name is Ashlonah

by Kelly Herron January 14, 2020