Might as Well Shotgun

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

by J Schillz May 19, 2011

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

by Sheppison September 18, 2010

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

might as well

Doing an action, when you don't feel like doing it...

i don't feel like having sex right now...umm might as well

by A.I November 7, 2006

well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass

A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!

"Well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass!"
*Everyone laughs*

by littlelibertine July 1, 2005

might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 2, 2020