Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

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Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

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hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

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Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

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Boobis Arthritis

Having such gigantic tits that it gives you back pains.

Daddy: Miranda, get out of bed and come downstairs for once!
Miranda: I can't, daddy, I have a terminal case of Boobis Arthritis.

by AyoBro June 9, 2018

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rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018

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