A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.
by whitemale_98 January 3, 2005
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by MichaelMcD February 10, 2009
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Get the Arodue mug.Taken from the abbreviation of Alex Rodriguez, a former Seattle Mariners baseball player who signed to the Texas Rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in American Baseball. Later, he resigned to the New York Yankees.
Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.
Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.
Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.
Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.
"Man, Good Charlotte has gone so A-Rod."
"Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya."
"Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."
"Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya."
"Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."
by Katiwasayan January 18, 2005
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n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
by Corbs February 11, 2005
Get the A-Rod mug.To become so infused with anger that she looses all self control. The background to this saying refers to an engine's pistons that push down on the push RODS.
by libertybell1424 April 16, 2012
Get the blew a rod mug.Aaron Rodgers. The greatest QB in the NFL. Known for lighting up opposing secondaries like a left-handed cigarette. Also known for fucking hot sports reporters and Hollywood starlets.
Guy 1-Dude did you see ARodge pass all over the Steelers in the Super Bowl.
Guy 2- Yeah bro, then I heard after the game he went and fucked Erin Andrews, Mila Kunis, and Jessica Szohr. At the same time.
Guy 1- Yeah dude, ARodge
Guy 2- Yeah bro, then I heard after the game he went and fucked Erin Andrews, Mila Kunis, and Jessica Szohr. At the same time.
Guy 1- Yeah dude, ARodge
by GD Republican March 15, 2011
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