armchair psychopath

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.

He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018

Armchair General

That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched Top Gun, played Call Of Duty 4 and War Thunder. Usually bashing the F-35.

I've played war thunder and once read an article on Aviation.com about the F-35, and trust me and my advanced experience, the F-35 is the worse plane ever made and can be shot down by a biplane.

Shut the fuck up, you're an Armchair General, you stupid neckbeard.

by slippery slope January 18, 2015

Aricca

Hot and sexy and super smart. Ariccas will tell it like it is so don't ask if you don't wanna know.

You just wish you could be like Aricca!!

by arminda69 February 25, 2010

armchair commando

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.

Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"

by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012

armchair pilots

Someone who gives expert advice and believes his opinion is always the best, despite never have flown or been in an aircraft before, except for his own aircraft on Microsoft Flight Simulator

1. "Hey did you see Dermy?"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"

by toivo1 May 15, 2014

Armin Arlert

A burnt cinnamon roll.

SASHA: ITS A CINNAMON ROLL!!!
CONNIE: B-BUTS ITS BURNT!
SASHA: ARMIN Arlert IS THAT U??!!

by Madalyn_Hater_Peeps July 12, 2016

Armchair Policeman

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.

Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.

by unfromcool April 16, 2014