arceus

The 493rd Pokemon, said to be Pokemon's equivalent to God. Arceus created everything in the world of Pokemon. Only obtained in Diamond and Pearl through a special event held by Nintendo that hasn't even happened yet, or through using cheating devices. Arceus is the most powerful Pokemon yet.

Arceus, the God of Pokemon, created everything you see.

by LeopardGecko August 29, 2007

I swear to Arceus

A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".

"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013

Arseus

The most powerful Pokémon ever, said to be the creator of them all.

I just caught Arseus!

by Johans October 6, 2006

ARCEUS-master

ARCEUS-master is a Mexican writer active on Fanfiction.net, who has one of the best Pokémon stories as of February 2017, with over three-thousand favourites and over two-thousand followers combined. It features Latios and Latias going on a journey with Ash Ketchum, who strives to be the very best Pokémon trainer, like no one ever was. On their way, they overcome trials and tribulations as an evil spirit of old starts wreaking havoc once more, his sight apparently set on Latios and Latias.

Guy 1: ''Have you read the newest chapter of A New Chance For Adventure?''

guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''

by ThatAverageDude February 9, 2017

Pokemon Legends Arceus

A pokemon game made by Game Freak and Nintendo (its a cool game lol).

Person One: Dude! This new pokemon game just came out! Its called Pokemon Legends Arceus Wanna play it?
Person Two: Sure! Lets go.
A little later on, the Nintendo Switch that they were playing on gets smashed into pieces because they kept dying.

by urban clappers April 5, 2022

Arseus

Arseus (also known as "Mr. McBroken", "wtf hax11!!!", and "Pokemon number four-hundred and WHAT!?!?!") is the last Pokemon of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, or fourth-generation list of Pokemon. Arseus looks sort of like an organic, freaky-looking deer, with what appears to be a golden wheel encircling its silver body. Nintendo describes Arseus as the God of Pokemon. There is only one and can be found at level 80, making it the most powerful wild Pokemon to date.

Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.

<Trainer 1>: ARSEUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

by Scyen December 14, 2008

Arceus

it's either a Pokémon or a literal curseword.

Your an arceus

Arceus literally god pokemon

by qwesrftbhlokijuhyedwqdjnfjjgqu December 6, 2021