Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Central Arkansas Christian CAC

A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).

Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!

by your real name. May 1, 2020

Arkansas Tornado

The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.

I totally Arkansas Tornadoed this wasted girl last night. Katrina's got nothing on me.

by Imran Farooqi May 1, 2010

Arkansas Knuckleball

When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

Last time I was bangin'-it-in with that bitch, I gave her a donkey punch, so to spice things up, I gave her the ole' Arkansas knuckleball!

by AssInClass December 21, 2008

Arkansas snow cone

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.

Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.

by Kjndfiuhvuernfin September 29, 2011

Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

Arkansas Tumbleweed

A plastic shopping bag, usually from wal-mart, that is being blown around by the wind.

The opening scene in American Beauty features a plastic shopping bag (an Arkansas tumbleweed) being tossed around by a mild breeze.

by Eddie Sharp September 19, 2007