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arithmedick

Arithmedick- A math equation used to identify if a female is a HOE (Horizontally Orientated Entertainer) the equation is as follows.

Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Tammy slept with 6 guys so by the arithmedick equation 6X6 equals 36 so if she fell from a platform of 36 feet it's not fatal so Tammy isn't a hoe....yet.
by JohnnyBadGood July 18, 2016
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mental arithmetic

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
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arithmechick

The inexplicable ability of an otherwise mathematically-challenged female to transform while shopping into a math whiz who can calculate multiple sale prices and tax in her head.
I was trying to decide which two or three shirts to buy in Macy's when my mathematically-challenged wife went arithmechick on me. She proceeded to calculate aloud that 35% off of the sale price of $39.99 including tax would be less than $90 for all three - and therefore well under the $100 she knew I was planning to spend.
by Questra December 13, 2010
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Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.
Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.
by Sexydimma December 5, 2022
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arithmetic

a·rith·me·tic   n. uh-rith-muh-tik; adj. ar-ith-met-ik
noun, slang

a telephone number, generally of a young, attractive female.
Man 1: "Who's that?"

Man 2: "That's Susie."

Man 1: "Man, she's fine...I'm gonna need that arithmetic."
by casmith September 20, 2011
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arithmetic dog

A dog that walks on three legs and carries one.
I should have consulted with the arithmetic dog before ordering the metal for my project, he always remembers to carry the one.
by meat_man April 28, 2010
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floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible
dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables
by choco_loco November 21, 2023
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