Aquaman

a big fucking loser

Don Downing is a real Aquaman.

by Sexy Randel the Pharoh Wizard January 25, 2004

Aquaman

Its when you get a blow job in the bathtub or hottub and you fart so the bubbles pop in her face.

JT was getting blown in the bathtub when he gave her the aquaman

by Cohibaesp March 9, 2009

Aquaman

The stupidest superhero ever. Sure he can breathe underwater and talk to fish. So can Spongebob and Patrick. That just shows how lame he is if a kids tv show characters everyday lifestyle is the same as aquamans powers.

Aquaman: Hello fish of the Atlantic Ocean! Fish: dude. Just cut it out. Spongebob is cooler than you.

by Bethy Girl July 7, 2010

Aquaman

To screw up royally. Synonymous to Epic Failure. To be as useless as the "super"hero Aquaman.

.... AQUAMANNNNNNN!!!!

by UglyHobo July 29, 2011

Aquaman

When a man urinates on a woman, and then smacks her in the face with a freshly caught Atlantic Tuna, in order to indulge himself sexually.

Yep. Missionary isn't doing it for me anymore boys. I just can't feel like got my rocks off until I pull an Aquaman.

by markgodofpoop August 8, 2011

Aquaman

Some nigga in injustice 2 that i happen to be very good with and you can spam harder than buying female prostitutes on black Friday.

Fuck u aquaman

by dank meme gu vcjsaN February 15, 2018

Aquaman

Grabbing your or another mans penis with a wet hand...

Dude, they ran out of paper towels in the shitter so I had to aquaman that shit.

by Killertiller February 26, 2020