appletite

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

by francescah November 9, 2013

Appletrap

The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.

“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”

by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

appletini

Zurich rugby club's beverage of choice.

Another round of appletinis please, shot Sama!

by Daddy Long-Legs September 16, 2013

appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

appletinied

to be bought a appletini by some one and be forced to drink it as fast as you can. before you drink it you have to say "im Samantha" and after you chug it you have to say "i sleep with everyone" sometimes a picture or video of you is taken during the process of being appletinied and then posted on a social network site.

Son i got appletinied three times last night. everyone at the bar thought i was gay.

by dc217 October 21, 2010

Appletude

The attitude that all Apple staff/ employees seem to have. Its that very American can’t do enough for you way. They are cool understanding and very polite, but also a tad annoying

That guy in the apple store has serious appletude

by Mb London October 20, 2011

Appletini Crawl

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.

Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.

by Appletini Crawl Inventor February 1, 2014