Appletrap

The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.

“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”

by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Applecation

An application made for the iPhone or iPod touch.

I have like 69 applecations on my iphone!

by Baconis D Licious January 4, 2010

applethetic

having or showing little or no emotion towards Apple's business practices and product line

I used to hate Apple, now I'm kinda applethetic

by shamanticist October 21, 2011

Appletalk

A routable networking protocol that is of no practical use in the real world as we all use TCP/IP.

If you find a sad-o who owns an Apple product who has a little technical knowledge (as opposed to 99.9% of them who are victims of "Form over Function" even they won't be using Appletalk).

It uses CSMA/CA as opposed to CSMA/CD which is used by Ethernet, but aside from that it's a bit poo!

The only time I ever heard of Appletalk is when I was doing the nteworking course

by SapphireHo January 5, 2012

Appletastic

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly

Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...

by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010

Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.

Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!

by noneyo June 5, 2017