applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007

Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

by Janis1231 December 30, 2020

applesock

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.

DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!

by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009

Appleptic

Portmanteau of "Apple" and "Epileptic." Adj. Describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with Apple products.

Guy 1: "Dude, iPhone OS 4 looks awesome! It has multitasking and app folders!"
Guy 2: "Stop being such an Appleptic man, Android and Palm have had that for ages."

by lovablecreeper April 9, 2010

Japplesticks

a word that is said to express anger

"Japplesticks, I forgot to do my homework!"

by Cam P. December 9, 2008

appletuck

the act of a woman sticking her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 December 12, 2008

Applestalk

A very important person in a making.

"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"

by odwarific January 16, 2014