apple cider instrument

A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.

Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.

by UncleFitzy June 20, 2010

Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

by MSpicer February 22, 2007

apple cider vinegar

Random thoughts in my head

"Hey what are you thinking about"

"Apple cider vinegar"

by AshIsDead October 3, 2021

apple cider hole

Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy

Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole

by Dr. _Teeth August 1, 2017

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Vaginal Apple Cider

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006