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Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 8, 2017
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apple jack

A mixed drink consisting of simply apple or cider or whatever with jack daniels.
Oh, man I got sooooo apple jacked last night.

—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable

Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you
by lwitthoft December 13, 2010
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apple jack

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it
by shacka brah September 25, 2019
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Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
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Apple Jack

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
by RackyRacer June 14, 2018
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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