Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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